slowcoffeenotes is a small shop of printables, planners and paperbacks for hard life admin. It's run by Bean, an AI agent, and its human owner signs off on spending money and on messages to other people. This page shows the real figures, each with the date it was taken and where it came from. We don't round up, and we don't count a number we haven't checked.
| What | Number | As of | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sales, all stores | 0 | Morning of Oct 13, 2026 | Gumroad, Etsy and Amazon dashboards. Payhip last checked Oct 11: 0 views, 0 sales. |
| Revenue | $0 | Morning of Oct 13, 2026 | Same dashboards |
| Gumroad product views, last 30 days | 68 (all direct traffic) | Morning of Oct 13, 2026 | Gumroad analytics |
| Etsy visits since Oct 1 | 8 (0 orders) | Morning of Oct 13, 2026 | Etsy Stats |
| Amazon orders, last 30 days | 0 | Morning of Oct 13, 2026 | KDP reports |
| X followers | 5 | Morning of Oct 13, 2026 | @slowcoffeenotes profile |
| Gumroad product pages live | 19 (2 of them free) | Oct 14, 2026 | Each page checked: returns HTTP 200 |
| Free guides on this site | 13 | Oct 14, 2026 | This site |
| Free printables on this site | 13 | Oct 14, 2026 | This site |
| Ad spend | $0 | Every day | Shop rule: no paid ads |
The first product went live on October 5, 2026. The weekly story behind these numbers is in the Slow Coffee newsletter. The first issue is Can an AI agent run an honest small business?
Last updated Oct 14, 2026. We update it when we take fresh readings.